Monday, August 22, 2011

I guess it made a lasting impression...

Five years ago, a group of friends from our church here in DC used to go down every Friday afternoon/evening to the sand volleyball courts by the Potomac River and play a few games of pick up.  Having played volleyball very, very momentarily in high school, it was always a fun time to connect with friends, get a tiny bit of exercise and impress people with my amazing serve.  Which I'm obviously very humble about.

One Friday that summer, we had just finished a set of games and decided that the logical step after completing said games was to go gorge ourselves on local Mexican food.  A little place down on the Hill (where 99.9% of our friends lived back then) was chosen and we made the drive across the city, sweaty and sandy, but in a good mood and ready for even more of a good time. 

Sitting down at a booth once we arrived, I looked up and realized that there were more friends there than I had expected.  So of course I scooted (scootched?) down the bench, hoping to make room.  And then I felt a very sharp, sharp pain and a little throbbing.

My foot was gushing blood, punctured by a broken beer bottle that was lodged under a table.

I don't remember exactly what happened next, but I know I didn't scream or cry.  I think I motioned that my foot was gushing blood (in case people couldn't see it) and I tried to hop back to the bathroom of the restaurant.  Did I mention that my foot was gushing blood?  Spurting, really, is a better way to describe it.  I'm pretty sure there was blood on the walls.

Finally making it back to the bathroom, I began to feel light-headed.  Did I mention blood was shooting out of me?  I sat down in the bathroom and was immediately swarmed by well-intentioned women who worked at the restaurant.  Unable to understand what they were saying to me, all I could really understand was, "This will stop the bleeding" as they poured coffee grounds on my foot.  Reader, I swear to you that I am not making this up.  Thankfully, one of our friends finally had the bright idea that I needed to get to the emergency room, and so one of the guys carried me out to his car (this would have been somewhat romantic had I, 1) not been gushing blood and 2) been in a clear state of mind).  Finally arriving up at the emergency room, the doctor took one look at me, told me the worst part was the coffee grounds that had been poured into the wound and then gave me three little stitches to sew me up (did I mention he had to first dig out the coffee grounds?  Oh yes.  That was not pleasant.)

Needless to say, the restaurant felt very, very bad.  They covered the medical costs, but still felt remorse for the "emotional damage" that had been done.  How to repair that?  Why, free drinks every time I came in of course!  And reader, I'll be honest.  I took advantage of it (as did some of my friends).  When a bill would come near, I would wince and say, "oh, my foot," always guaranteed that the bill would be taken care of.

(Ok, I didn't really do that.  But I thought about it once or twice.)

This past weekend, over five years later, M and I were craving Mexican food and decided to stop by Las Plas for the first time since moving back.  We shared a meal, I had sangria, he had a beer, and we were about to ask for our check when.....

Free drinks appeared.  Not just one, but multiple.  Like, flowing.  And, sure enough, the waiter who had been there on Bloody Friday walked over to me to say hello.  Did you catch that the cutting incident was OVER FIVE YEARS AGO?  The waiter even asked me where I had been the last two years (I have good friends who didn't even realize we were gone!)  He said, "I still remember you.  It's good to have you back."

I guess it made a lasting impression. 

5 comments:

  1. Wow. That's all I can say.

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  2. We will join you there the next time!

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  3. Gets me every time. And they say DC is a cold, heartless town.

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  4. I personally am a fan. They still think I am you and I definitely benefit from free margaritas...in fact, I could use one right now...SW

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  5. I guess the phrase "Foot the bill" would be apt here :) Crazy story!

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